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'I'd Rather Be Masturbating In The Forest' Hoodie (9 Colours Available)

kr 478,06 NOK (plus tax)
Boxy, vintage style hoodie featuring the head turning 'I'd Rather Be Masturbating In The Forest' in a gothic font <3

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

'I'd Rather Be Masturbating In The Forest' Hoodie (9 Colours Available) Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.

A Length

Position the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.

B Width

Put the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.